Sirius Black ([info]dogstar_sirius) wrote,
@ 2004-08-08 13:33:00
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Hestia Jones says I really know how to treat the ladies.

How about spreading that around, Skita?

Or is it Reeter?

My ears are ringing, James... so quit thinking about me.

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[info]devious_demon
2004-08-08 10:48 am UTC (link)
I'm sure she's never been treated by a real man and has to resort to you. Poor girl.

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[info]dogstar_sirius
2004-08-08 10:50 am UTC (link)
Is that an offer? Wow, Rosier. I'll have to tell her. I never figured you to be a Gryffindor fancier.

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[info]devious_demon
2004-08-08 10:53 am UTC (link)
I'd rather naw my arms off.

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[info]dogstar_sirius
2004-08-08 10:58 am UTC (link)

I'd like to see that! When can it be arranged?

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[info]devious_demon
2004-08-08 04:47 pm UTC (link)
You think I'd actually get that close to her. You really are mental.

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[info]dogstar_sirius
2004-08-08 05:14 pm UTC (link)

Don't worry, I don't reckon she finds you anything from appalling, either. At least I know I don't.

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[info]devious_demon
2004-08-09 07:08 pm UTC (link)
My sentiments of the entire Gryffindor population exactly.

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[info]heavenly_hestia
2004-08-09 11:51 am UTC (link)
I'm afraid that I'll have to respectly decline your delightful offer. Your idea of a real man isn't quite up to my standards.

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[info]clearlypotter
2004-08-09 02:12 pm UTC (link)
Haha, more in the 'woman' category, I'd say Jones. And we KNOW you don't bend that way.

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[info]devious_demon
2004-08-09 07:09 pm UTC (link)
But I'm sure you bend my way, Potter even if Jones doesn't.

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[info]xvainxlovex
2004-08-08 12:05 pm UTC (link)
Someone ought to check poor Jones, I fear she's hallucinating. You, know how to treat the ladies?

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[info]dogstar_sirius
2004-08-08 02:18 pm UTC (link)
It would take a lady to know. I'm afraid you don't qualify, sorry.

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[info]razorsharpquill
2004-08-08 12:40 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I most assuredly will, Master Black. Along with a full disclosure of Miss Jones' mental instabilities --she's a Gryffindor, isn't she?

Figures. Abominable taste in men, every one of them.

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[info]dogstar_sirius
2004-08-08 02:20 pm UTC (link)
And then there's you -- and your taste isn't in men, is it?

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[info]razorsharpquill
2004-08-08 05:36 pm UTC (link)
Speculate regarding my 'tastes' to your heart's content -- your opinion hardly matters to me. Or to anyone, really. At least I don't conduct public 'conquests' that are every bit as embarrassing for your victims.

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[info]clearlypotter
2004-08-08 07:19 pm UTC (link)
I don't see Jones complaining bint.

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[info]razorsharpquill
2004-08-08 08:06 pm UTC (link)
Does Jones know she's a 'conquest'? Or does she assume Black's motives are pure?

Although such an assumption is clearly in error.

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[info]heavenly_hestia
2004-08-09 11:49 am UTC (link)
I'm quite sure his motives are much purer than yours. Honestly. I know better than to trust a Slytherin one bit.

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[info]razorsharpquill
2004-08-09 12:07 pm UTC (link)
But you obviously don't know any better than to trust Sirius Black. Sirius has got everyone snowed, with a few notable exceptions; namely, his own family and those of us in Slytherin House.

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[info]heavenly_hestia
2004-08-09 12:10 pm UTC (link)
I generally go with whatever opinion Slytherins disagree with. Basically, the worse you think he is, the better he must be.

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[info]razorsharpquill
2004-08-09 12:34 pm UTC (link)
Which just demonstrates contrariness and a lack of ability to think for yourself.

How sad.

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[info]heavenly_hestia
2004-08-09 12:38 pm UTC (link)
Perhaps. But quite frankly I'd prefer to lack being able to think for myself than to ever agree with a Slytherin on anything.

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[info]razorsharpquill
2004-08-09 12:40 pm UTC (link)
Close-minded, too, and perpetuating house stereotypes. Aren't you just a paragon of virtue?

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[info]heavenly_hestia
2004-08-09 12:42 pm UTC (link)
As opposed to yourself, Ms. Skeeter?

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[info]razorsharpquill
2004-08-09 01:02 pm UTC (link)
Cite when and where I ever claimed to be perfect, Ms. Jones.

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[info]dogstar_sirius
2004-08-09 12:19 pm UTC (link)

Excuse me, Ms. Hag, but you must be mistaken... My family is here, in Gryffindor House, and I think they would like to know what snow you're talking about, as it isn't quite winter yet.

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[info]razorsharpquill
2004-08-09 12:38 pm UTC (link)
Pick and choose your definitions as you wish, Black. You always do.

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[info]clearlypotter
2004-08-09 02:16 pm UTC (link)
What the sodding hell is snow Skeeta? (haha, great nickname Padders)

And you watch what you say about Sirius Skeeter. If you give me any reason to hunt you down and make your handwriting impaired (pro'lly best to just do it now and get it overwith before you go in the real world and start writing for crap papers) I'll do it.

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[info]razorsharpquill
2004-08-09 02:21 pm UTC (link)
Threatening bodily harm to younger students? I'll be sure to note that to your head of house.

So nice to see that our Head Boy can maintain order and discipline without having to resort to cheap threats.

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[info]clearlypotter
2004-08-10 06:14 am UTC (link)
Get off the Head Boy thing already.

I'll threaten anyone I like, especially when bints can't learn to SHUT THE HELL UP about my friends.

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[info]deathscoldstare
2004-08-09 06:39 pm UTC (link)
Reverting to form...You really are just a brutish thug at heart, Potter.Just know you're being watched. Evens a fool's luck can't last forever. I'll see you put into place yet.

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[info]clearlypotter
2004-08-10 06:16 am UTC (link)
Hahaha. You really need to get a life.

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[info]deathscoldstare
2004-08-10 01:47 pm UTC (link)
Laugh while you can.It'll only make it that much sweeter when reality catches up to our "Quidditch Hero".

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