Peter's bloody fallen asleep and all I've got is this ruddy journal to keep me entertained. A lot of good he's been. One of the gals stopped by earlier, but she couldn't stay long. One day I know I'll find a girl who appreciates a good dungbomb as much as my best mates do.

I wonder what sort of Head Boy travesties Lily's forced James to do already. Knowing Remus, he's already done enough good deeds for the both of them. Unfortunately we haven't taught him anything over the years. That's perfectly all right. He's one of us, he just doesn't know it yet.

I just found my deck of Exploding Snaps! Bet that'll wake Petey up.