HAS HOOCH GONE BLIND? I can't believe you let them win, James. Even if Hooch wasn't calling all their dirty bleeding fouls. Antonin is more than a rotten blagger, and if I've got anything for Bagman, it's a meeting with a Gryffindor bat. He may get away with that on the pitch, but he sure as Merlin won't get away with it off.

And Avery, you can shove it. Everyone in the school knows James could fly cauldron-circles around your ugly little head. That goes for you, too, Rosier, even though all our chasers, even John Brown made that painfully clear today. He's a third year, you know.