After seven years I'm quite used to things going to his head, but if Prongs parades that bloody badge around me one more time, I'll shove it where...

You know, I'd almost think he's enjoying it now.

But, then again, why shouldn't he? He's making a right arse out of himself and he's always enjoyed that. Hell, they might as bloody well made me Head Boy. We've always gotten into everything together. I'm still not sure what's worse, someone like Prongs being Head Boy, or a werewolf.

He's just not around half as much as he used to be. Sure, we still have Flying together. And COMC. And all those boring classes, like Transfiguration and Potions -- but that's not the point.

I'm not going to be sharing detention with the Head Boy, am I?

Reckon not.


Rem, wouldn't imagine you'd be willing to do my paper for Skeffington while you're at it? And Peter, what is this Secret of Life business he's going on about? He's starting to sound like Longbottom.

I promise I won't hex your pudding, Petey.